Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…
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Domestic Avengers; in which Natasha loses a bet to Steve and is forced to dress up patriotically.
(Source: resident-vamp)
Hell yeah. I’D TAP THAT.
LOKI
OMG
best thing I’ve SEEN EVER

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my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
(Source: hussiempreg)
monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
(Source: healthypenis)
Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?
Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.

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